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Ruth Hobart, 91, forgets where she put her prunes at her retirement home. Her prunes are quite important to her, and she got mad when she couldn't find them. 

Barney Johnston, 81, starts busting a move in the town parade. He was originally about his recovering hip, but did this so kids could see what 'real dancing was.' 


Beth (left), and Bessie (right), cruise on main street. Best friends since 1950, the two pooled their coupons to buy the coolest orthopedic shoes with matching circulation socks. 


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